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A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.
State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.
by David Holland January 12, 2026
Get the Meet Me at the Fountain mug.Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.
Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.
by Peteandbird January 14, 2026
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