by thnkhrd22 January 20, 2009
Get the Boom Boom Mush mug.-General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
Get the touch the mustard mug.Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010
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Get the Grease the Musical mug.Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
Get the The Behind the Music Presidency mug.When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
Steve:i think i will get the waffles
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
by musselman123 December 11, 2011
Get the Pulling a Musselman mug.When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
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