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But Sir, what big balls you have!

What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
by QuacksO April 15, 2023
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i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap
Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure
by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019
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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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the second worst thing happening for you today

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.
So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2
by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022
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Do you have games on your phone

Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.
Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?

Person: *Slaps the child*
by Lazyfemale August 11, 2023
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