Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023

Wonk

Wonk is a slang word
Wining,wonking,wonker

Friend:Where’s Shawn
Ducky:He’s having a wonk

by SM2187 March 7, 2023

Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Winky Meat

The under part of your butt that hangs out the bottom of shorts.

"Make sure you cover up your winky meat before going out."

by Tuna Stach June 7, 2023

Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 8, 2023

wocky star

its what aamari wants to go by as of june 17 6:27 am

yooo thats aamari the wocky star aka wockystarmar

by wockystarmxr June 17, 2023

wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023