tim weed

tim weed is when u have old/bad weed

Man this weed is trash, this is some tim weed.

by BlakeTheRake September 16, 2021

Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

No Weed November

Not smoking weed for the entire month of November.

Stoner 1: "Hand rolled J's on deck, who wants them"
Stoner 2: "Its No Weed November, stop that."

by Graker Bravin November 10, 2022

Weed troll

A person who uses your weed without contributing some of there stash or helping pay for the weed

John : dude Derrick smoked all of my weed last night and didn't even use any of his
Don: man what a weed troll

by Nico123nico September 19, 2016

T-Weed

Is tweeting when youre high. Adverb

I am t-weeding

by ARMW November 2, 2021

porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed

garden weed is yeast

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018