Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement

Its about time I got a good “washing the whistle” done.

by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019

ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021

load of washing

Load of washing

I just done a load of washing

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Wash

To outshine someone so completely that their presence gets rinsed out of the spotlight.

He thought his fit was fire, but she washed him just by walking in the room.”

by TheCookMeister August 20, 2025

to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2014

Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.

"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

by izzie :3 July 8, 2015