wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.

"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"

by corrin March 30, 2008

Waldport

I happen to live in Waldport. It's a bull-shit excuse for a town.

A small town on the Oregon coast, where the town shuts down at 9pm. Sports are everything to this town (even though the teams SUCK.) The high school is full of stoner's, wanna-bes, people who live to bring others down and whores. There are only a handful of useful people that graduate from the school. Everyone else either stocks shelves or waits tables. The town recently got credit, only because someone who graduated in 2009 was accepted to play football for the Oregon ducks.

All in all, this town is full of retired couples, drug addicts, teenage girls who sleep around, and teenage boys who drinkdrinkdrink.

Now, I'm going to be fair here, and stand up for the good this town has to offer as well.

Amongst the, lets say, 2/3 of bull-shit this town dishes out, there are people who in this town that are decent. That's about it.

Waldport SUCKS.

They must be from Waldport. I mean, she looks like a crack-whore

by Honesty.is.key. January 20, 2011

Wall Licker

A stickler for texture quality in video games; usually a PC Master Racer. The apparent act of closely examining texture detail on an object in a game results in the player having to get right next to that object as if he was going to lick it. Coined by John "TotalBiscuit" Bain.

Gamer 1: Right, I just installed Crysis 3, lets set everything to max and examine the texture quality.
Gamer 2: Pfft. Stupid PC players being wall lickers.
Gamer 1: SILENCE FILTHY CONSOLE PEASANT!

by Smurfman256 January 28, 2015

Waldorf Schools

Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.

"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."

by luckycharmsofficial November 28, 2018

J-wall

Nickname for the character Jason on the MTV show Lauguna beach.

J-wall is known as a player.

by jargonhead May 2, 2006

driving me up the wall

Meaning: This expression is used when something (or someone) is causing extreme exasperation and annoyance. A similar expression meaning the same thing is “driving me round the bend”. Example: “That constant drilling noise is driving me up the wall.”

“That constant drilling noise is driving me up the wall.”

by BeastRider12457 August 7, 2017

Wall Chicken

Wall chicken is chicken hidden in walls and is apart of a certain game (of which i forgot it's name...) It's used as health/energy points.
Although I wonder why ANYONE would want to eat chicken that came from the inside of a wall...

Me: Crap! Running out of health!!
Friend: Quickly!! Attack the walls!!
Me: Wall Chicken

by KnightyFae December 18, 2012