wanking his nugget

giving a handjob to someone with a small dick

"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"

by penislicker25 August 17, 2017

Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.

Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit

by kamikazepig December 25, 2017

Walking Orgasm

Caden in anything he wears when any female sees him.

Caden is such a walking orgasm.

by AnonFtb11 April 23, 2018

walking with john

A youtube channel; WWJ

Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.

by Papa Joo Dominos January 1, 2018

Walking Clit

A female, dominant in a relationship with a man, usually barking all the orders, and over-speaking him at every possible chance, especially when his male co-workers or peers are present

Bro! Tell that "walking clit" of yours she needs to take a break, before she makes a break, are you allowed to go for a beer??

by 632_xoxo January 18, 2018

walking the dolphin

Term for masturbating or giving a hand job.

Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.

by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.

My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.

by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018