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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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Vanilla Coward

Someone who will only have sex in missionary with the lights off.
You wouldn’t do that with her? That’s because you are a vanilla coward!
by DJGinjaNinja & the Corrupt COO February 6, 2025
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Vagilin

Vagilin - Vagina Gremlin

Pronounced: Vag-a-lin
The gremlin that lives inside a woman's vagina, Often the cause of a period due to lack of sex, or just irritation of the people around her. (Example her partner).

Often the cause for no longer in the mood

Causes early periods
Slain by orgasm (really just goes to sleep)
If the dick is good the Vagilin will assist in a failure of pull out game. Often resulting in Crotch Gremlins
Vagilin or Vagilin's are often correlated to Vagina Gremlins
Man I was with this girl last night and the sex was soo good her Vagilin grabbed ahold of me n pulled me in before I could pull out.
by Umeko Uzzo March 12, 2025
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Vanilla Volcano

When you ejaculate and it lands in your belly button
Example - I took a cum while laying in my bed and it landed inside of my belly button, looks like I have a vanilla volcano now
by Tyrannus54 March 24, 2025
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Vanilla blush kink

When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.
Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.
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