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bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.
Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!
by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019
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Unicorn

A unicorn ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
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Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
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Unicorn

A unicorn is the most uncommon animal

Unicorns are good at ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ€โšพ๐ŸŽฑ
People that are unicorns are ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„
Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a straight unicorn ONG, ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’ฏ.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
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The Unicorn

The act of placing a suction cup dildo on oneโ€™s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.
Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.

Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position
by Coquimaster July 31, 2019
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What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.
Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".
by Grandsire July 31, 2019
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Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
by Fredzillian November 20, 2019
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Unicorn gaggler

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
by chonie pockets November 28, 2019
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