UberBeats

When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.

Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Uberbutt

The butt you get when you stop going on the bus, subway or walking anymore and start only using Uber. A flatter, comfier seat, sure, but... Uberbutt.

We used to all be about Terry's fantastic ass, but now, he's never on the bus anymore and it looks like he's got Uberbutt.

by Sawpoet March 12, 2020

ubercast

When Uber sends the same message to several people at the same time. Similar to a public broadcast message except no one else knows its happening until everyone tries to fix the same issue.

I already reached out to Cody to fix the bug, we did not need an ubercast this morning.

by ThatGuy98524 March 31, 2020

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

uber

ubertomdic
A small roblox creator. She doesn’t have many friends and feels like she needs to give up. She tries to be kind to people but they just ignore he a lot 😐 I think she deserves better. She is a waste of space though lowkey 😂

Oh look it’s Uber let’s go attack her 🥰
Uber eats!

Can you be my Uber driver? 🥺
Oober

by Uber fan January 3, 2021

ubereetswa

A combination of popular food delivery service ubereats and australian eshay slang word eetswa, often associated with mad cunts and therefore, drugs.
Meaning drugs that are delivered to your doorstep

Adlay 1: oi cunt you spilt the mix you gotta go get another 2fa from that wickr bloke
Adlay 2: biggest mish cunt, reckon he does ubereetswa?

by jisoe's orchy from 1994 January 10, 2021