Twitter

Retardation.

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."

by James Findley December 16, 2021

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014

Twitter community note

A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.

Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.

by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024

Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right

I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

easier twitter

More readily variable verifiable facts and figures as well as even figurines

Easier twitter allows for ease of navigation confirmation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, tweets about how they can treat girls right but fucks over every girl they’ve ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

Twitter

A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.

“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”

by Book bfb November 9, 2021