ghost turd

1. dust balls under your bed
2. dust bunnies

Jeez Mike, clean your room - just look at all those ghost turds under your bed!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

Turd Balls

The band Live

A group or an individual that is an ass hat or jerk.

The band Live is a bunch of turd balls

by Spam Alot August 21, 2008

turd chopper

Another word for butt or ass.

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.

by me February 20, 2005

Turd Baby

A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.

Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.

by Martymo June 15, 2013

turd smash

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

by Brandon Sisk May 15, 2005

turd napper

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

by amadding September 26, 2008

air turd

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

by sftr November 3, 2005