ghost turd

1. dust balls under your bed
2. dust bunnies

Jeez Mike, clean your room - just look at all those ghost turds under your bed!

by Bud E Love May 08, 2003

turd chopper

Another word for butt or ass.

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.

by me February 21, 2005

Turd Balls

The band Live

A group or an individual that is an ass hat or jerk.

The band Live is a bunch of turd balls

by Spam Alot July 25, 2008

turd smash

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

by Brandon Sisk May 13, 2005

turd napper

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

by amadding August 01, 2008

air turd

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

by sftr November 03, 2005

jack turd

this phrase jack turd means that something is either: 1. rubbish
2. nothing like the phrase jack shit

1. that film was jack turd
2. person 1: what you doing today.
person 2: jack turd

by mctoenail flop May 27, 2009