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shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.
by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017
mugGet the shootin' squirrelsmug.

squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"
by craildaddy February 28, 2017
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
mugGet the Spider squirrelmug.

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater September 4, 2008
mugGet the The Squirrel Farmmug.

squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.
93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.
by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022
mugGet the squirrel tuftmug.

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
mugGet the the squirrel hat rulemug.

squirrel

look a t that dog its squirrel
by Shinuffle Puffa May 9, 2021
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