turtle tamer

They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

awkward turtles

imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in

woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born

by coolkids03 December 16, 2008

Turtle Sex

When you hold you lover down on the bed by their crotch using your hand in a claw shaped almost hook position and watch them struggle to get free with their arms and legs waving like an upside down Turtle.

Today I had turtle sex with my girlfriend. She couldn't stop laughing and I was taking bets mentally to guess if she was going to pee her pants or get turned on.

by k. c. irtap January 21, 2008

turtle

when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.

"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."

by Dervla Ann July 18, 2003

turtle penis

someone that takes a long time to get laid.

My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis

by olbaid222 October 11, 2009

Turtle Burger

Another word for a hermaphrodite.

Lady GaGa is a total Turtle Burger.

by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 1, 2010

Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010