Snack Shack Gnome

A devious critter up to no good, it uses magic for malicious shenanigans

Oh no! The the snack shack gnome turned another home owner into a traffic cone, oh the misery!

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

McDonald County Snack Tray

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.

My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!

by Mccountychubbybuddy December 17, 2024

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Snack Snitch

Implies someone is always in the break room and “reporting” to the boss

“Snack snitch waddles from the vending machine to the boss’s office like it’s a relay race, one hand full of chips, the other full of excuses”

by Snack snitch June 23, 2025

Snack Wagon

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.

Snack Wagon: noun

Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025

Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.

• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025

Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.

That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025