by ange February 05, 2005
when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016
by T_Cain June 14, 2022
River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 24, 2021
When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.
by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017
Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner
Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”
by spaghater3000 October 18, 2023
by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023