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Lavender Relationship

When two members of the LGBTQ+ community are in a romantic resembling but platonic relationship in order to fit into society.
“Trump got rid of gay marriage so Gene and I are going to be in lavender relationship.”
by Cv87 March 1, 2025
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sarapocial relationship

a type of parasocial relationship that an influencer or public figure has towards their audience
I have a big sarapocial relationship with my viewers.
by Crawly Monster November 3, 2023
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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half. Everything happens for a reason, you're with somebody for a reason, you meet somebody for a reason, it's not a bunch of dumb luck or bad luck.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Relationship

Something you clearly don't have if you're looking this up, but I'll tell you. It's something that can either, a) be the best thing in your life involving you and somebody else, or b) put you in crippling depression when it doesn't work out.
One guy, (to himself): I wish I had a relationship with somebody else.
Some random guy: That's never going to happen.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022
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Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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Rubik's cube relationship

A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?

Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 3, 2023
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perfect relationship

a perfect realtionship doesnt always have to mean that there no fights, or misunderstandings. one in which there are arguments and misunderstanding because it allows your relationship to grow. it makes you and your significant other more mature together. it allows you to explore lifes meaning together.
i lowkey think we have a perfect relationship
by i1uvhim March 2, 2023
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