jew cave

A home of many many jewish people in which the jews feed of of each others money.

I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.

by skeety-doop April 24, 2009

Jew move

when you are playing a videogame and you and another person are fighting. You kill the other guy, but you have low health and another guy comes out of hiding and kills you in no time.

Joe: yes! I finally killed you Eric.....
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.

by Landon Conrad December 16, 2008

rush jew

A person with male features, who in fact has a vagina, and will screw any one out of any thing, even family. he will buy a wrecked car for 400 bucks and sell it for 4,000.

you get the rush jew deal?

ya.

How much you pay for it?

4hundo.
how much you sell it for?
4g's

by the rush jew killer June 9, 2009

Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

by Fitz & Vinny June 11, 2006

Jew-Walker

Rich people who are generally cheap who like to take evening walks on their massive piece of lake-front property.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are such Jew-Walkers. All they do is walk around their lake-front property.

by E-surance and Mad dog August 22, 2008

jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

Jew Blast

A Jewish-themed gathering that is had by Jews.

I heard that there will be strippers at the Bar Mitvzah tonight.
Yeah dude, it's going to be a jew blast.

by ausjam June 28, 2010