girlfriend

A good reason one gets bullied for

"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"

"Leave me alone asshole"

by fc2078 January 20, 2021

Girlfriend

Something which i can never be because of my trust issue and insecurity

girlfriend

by winner:) June 3, 2023

National Girlfriend Day

The day of which we all become devoted to out girlfriends (not that we already do that). But theres always a day for that :).

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, its National Girlfriend Day. Let's go on a date.

by theonethatstayed August 1, 2022

girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023