Class of 2028

The graduating class that mainly consists of kids born from the fall of 2009 to the summer of 2010. They are about to be entering their freshmen year of high school. While not all of them are awful, most of them are annoying as fuck. If you have kids on your bus that are the class of 2028, or are in high school and have a sibling that’s the class of 2028, you might as well drive yourself to school (if you’re old enough to do so), or walk to school, even if it takes an hour to get there.

Class of 2025 student: Yo, who the fuck are those annoying ass students that keep bothering the shit out of everyone else?
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!

by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 7, 2024

Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !

Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”

by Cucumbro October 28, 2025

worker class

anyone who works for money and has little to no assets basically most people unfortunately and also the opposite of owner class

person:how can i stop being part of the worker class and escape the 9-5 and get assets?
person2:you cant. you need to support the communist revolution and stop living within the system

by Koalamarx February 6, 2023

Class 37

The best fucking diesel to exist, why? Because if it's black split headcode looking like eyes
Also known as a tractor
Made by British Railways
It can also do this thing called thrashing where is uses more fuel and practically shits out exhaust

Hey look it a class 37 aka a tractor!

by Thomasfan645 May 23, 2022

Working class

Middle class

A working class family

by 459395 May 26, 2023

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.

Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.

by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022