by anonymous September 5, 2021
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Get the arm span mug.At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021
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Get the Short armed mug.Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the Armed teachers mug.Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
Get the Armed guards mug.A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.
The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.
The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.
"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."
Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm
Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm
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