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tom nook

give me those fucking knies
by not jack abrams May 15, 2020
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TOM AND INDI

lovers who wont admit it. They both know they love each other but are too scared to admit it. They would make a great couple because they like each other and they will be super cute together.
oMG its a Tom and Indi! So cute!
by couplemaker14264912836432 November 6, 2019
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tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence
by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021
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Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.
Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
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fat tom

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.
by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011
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tom gallo

this absolutely amazing guy who is without a doubt the perfect boyfriend
girl to boyfriend: "you should be more like tom gallo."
by trinuhh January 31, 2009
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tom-bate

Somebody who whore's they're way through they're ex girlfriend or boyfriends close friends in an attempt to do 3 things.
i. Boost their own ego.
ii. Get revenge on they're partner.
iii. Make themselves feel wanted.

This can also include passionately kissing they're ex boyfriend or girlfriends, close friends, this will usuallys be under the influence of alcohol.

pronounced - TOM-BAIT
2Dude, that guy is a total tom-bate!"

"Stay away from him I've heard he fucks up friendships, what a tom-bate."
by im-not-a-tombater June 30, 2009
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