The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.
by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017
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"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"
"Have you thought about taking the test?"
"Have you thought about taking the test?"
by The man yak September 23, 2007
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a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, females have been known to perform this test on males as well!); running one's hand up the inside of another's leg until that person forcably moves your hand, the ultimate goal being their crotch. The farther up their leg one gets, the friendlier the person is supposed to be.
The Friendly Test is a situation when a male places his hand on the leg of a female he finds attractive and begins sliding it upward, towards her crotch. If she stops him immediately, she is reprimanded for not being freindly. If she lets him reach his goal, she is overly friendly and might be a possible lay.
by JuggaloMistress November 24, 2007
Get the The Friendly Test mug.The coming at you test is the test one can perform to see if an online friend is worth meeting and/or fucking. Works best on a laptop.
The steps to the coming at you test are simple. One, bring their picture up on your laptop. Two, take the laptop screen further away from eyes, then swoop in fast, then back and forth, back and forth. If unsure, try slow and fast rhythms. If you're repulsed, then you now know you don't want to fuck them. Tell them you just want to be friends. But, if you're pleased by the test, call them up! They passed the comin' at you test. Try it. It's very effective and a complete decision helper.
by CaptainOz July 26, 2010
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Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.
Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.
Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.
by BMDC September 15, 2010
Get the 25 page test mug.The Bleach-Chicken shit size test is a test where you take a raw chicken wing, carefully remove the bone and fill it bleach. Then staple the pocket shut and take it to the bathroom when you have to shit. After the shit you shove the wing up your ass, if your shit failed, your ass will be too tight, and will force the bleach out of the wing, making your ass and the wing the same color. If it does pass, the wing will slide right in, and your asshole should remain pinker than the wing.
Damn, Henry just plopped a steamy that passed the BC test
Wow, that was a big one, I should check if it passed the BC shit size test
Oh no, my shit didn't pass the BC shit size test, now ill never get in the big stinkers club
Wow, that was a big one, I should check if it passed the BC shit size test
Oh no, my shit didn't pass the BC shit size test, now ill never get in the big stinkers club
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