testopera

A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished

Forms of testopera:
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR

by b•dub April 6, 2011

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment

first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!

by rhyynno October 18, 2011

Test Return Anxiety

When finished with a test, the person waits for someone else to turn their test in so the person doesnt appear to be the first one finished with the test.

I waited 30 minutes after I was done with my test to turn it in, I didnt want to be first. I have test return anxiety,

by Awesomeman57 August 24, 2011

Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.

Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca

by Dyban January 5, 2012

testette

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.

We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

by student in the middle row October 18, 2011

Tescimole

A reference for a tesco's worker who is either a mole for another company or has a mole on his penis.

"Oh my mate Joe is a tescimole,'
'What'
'He works at tesco's and has a mole on his cock'
'That is funny!!'

by THE DOF April 26, 2013

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

by schvety_balls June 16, 2012