teddy beare

really good person really soft huggable most likely fat a good friend but nothing more you love them to death but you would not ever fuck this person or even go out with them.

you are my best friend you are just teddy beare.

by ken winger October 2, 2006

teddy

another name for a beer.

it is derived from the middle linebacker of the new england patriots, Teddy Bruschi. another name for a beer is bruschi, and since his first name is teddy, you just use that. his name brings it all together.
--- Beer = Bruschi = Teddy, therefore, Beer = Teddy

We picked up some teddys and went to the party, and proceeded to pun mad bitches.

by j><c January 25, 2006

Tedocide

n. The deliberate and systematic extermination of people for no good reason. Not to be confused with genocide.
v. The act of deliberately and systematically exterminating people for no good reason.

The students of the school lay strewed across the ground, the only evidence of the brutal tedocide the name merrily written on the walls in pink gel pen.

by Ted Vecchitto September 10, 2007

TeddyBrrr

The most awesome word creator of all time, he's spits out new words like candy

TeddyBrrr is the creator of half of the words that exist on the streets today, who do you think told soulja boy about the word swagger?

by TeddyBrrr July 1, 2009

Teddbear

JTV's well known Pedophile.

TeddBear hits on young females in JTV rooms

by JenLuv29 December 17, 2009

Teddy Tear

A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.

Have fun but watch out for a Teddy Tear.

by Shankapotomis August 9, 2010

teddy

Teddy is a woman who is obsessed with her dog and enjoys eating pizzelles in bed naked while watching crime shows.

That girl is such a teddy

by deerpark2016 August 17, 2016