A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021
Get the sleep taxmug. by idontevencarewhatmynameis July 29, 2017
Get the Packer's Taxmug. When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.
by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023
Get the Gig taxmug. Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.
Also see tittie tax.
Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
Get the toochis taxmug. The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
Get the Taxmug. To tax food and take somebody food hence "taxing"
The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
by pncctrllll October 29, 2023
Get the Fanum Taxmug. The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
Get the Bitch Taxmug.