Soft Cock

A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Hey Mitch, who's going to the bar tonight to pick up?

Chris isn't, he's a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

soft

Soft things are a delight to touch, smooth out with your fingers, and rub your cheek on

God damn, my skin is so soft <3

by Acoustic Siobhan April 14, 2006

softball

super fun for alla my homegurls !!!

Damn those jordan high lady red jackets kisck ass!!!

by sarah schultz May 15, 2004

Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

softboy

A growing subgenre of pornography using "doughy studs to help the average home viewer 'project'."

Teodor thought he was too fat to work in porn, but it turns out he would be a great SoftBoy.

by achewoodfan June 27, 2005

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft launch

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.

I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.

by Soft launcher November 19, 2021