Cool Story Bro

A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".

Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.

by SaviourZealot October 6, 2011

Cool story, bro

A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.

John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."

by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010

true story

please see taroo storay

Tarooooooo Storaaaaaaaay!

by Unfairman January 12, 2004

Story of the Year

A band that can't sing, unlike Muse
They have legions of fans who haven't heard REAL MUSIC.

"Have you heard Story of the year? They are fucking shit man."

by annaliselmaoanna March 7, 2008

story dropper

similar to a story topper, they will make a story they are telling much worse, or more tragic than the one you're telling.

(first story teller): Man, I got socks for my birthday.

(story dropper): Really? I didn't get jack shit for my birthday, because my family hates me.

by Kaaaaaate. January 13, 2008

Stony Stark

The state in which one has become so fucking high yet can perform acts of ingenuity or use their intuition for some epic ass shit as if they were Tony Stark.

Damn bro, I was so fucking high I just took apart my CPU and welded that shit together with spit and semen to create a small cold fusion reactor. I never have to make coffee again. I feel like Stony Stark.

by OchoChinco3330 February 19, 2010

stolynn

It is a name of a 15 year old American boy (Stolynn Shane Stambaugh)

Stolynn did not steal that car because that would be wrong.

by Borrowed November 30, 2018