States

Slang for Canadians talking about the United States of America

"My brother just flew up from the States. He was visiting our cousin in Alabama."

by realcanadiantoffee April 30, 2009

trish stratus

Female wrestler, former fitness model from Canada. Competes in WWE. Has a pair of buttocks the size of Jupiter each. Looks particularily good in a thong.

Trish Stratus posseses the greatest pair of glutes in the history of wrestling.

by Cruiser Crody July 18, 2008

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

Rocky Statue

Inserting one fist in a girls vagina and the other in her ass, then proceeding to hoist her over your head with both fists raised thus assuming the pose of the rocky statue. Eye of the tiger background music optional.

I rocky statued that girl last night and she ended up in the hospital.

On average 24 women die each year from failed rocky statue attempts.

by Rocky Zalboa April 9, 2007

Red states

To give a REAL definition and not bash the right for a change of pace, this is the term given to states during elections that have more Republican votes than Democratic votes.

"Here's the country map. Look at all those red states."

by Mike! May 13, 2005

States' Rights

1) A reference to the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

2) A code word that politicians use to signal to racists that they too, are racist. Used in the past to signal that you support segregation and Jim Crow laws.

When Strom Thurmond said he believed in State's Rights, he really meant that he wanted to keep segregation legal in the South.

If you believe in States' Rights but want to pass the Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, you are a hypocrite.

by defenestrator March 9, 2005