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totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010
mugGet the totes squaremug.

Square

Geometric shape, the one jerk who didn't show up to the party
by Knight o' Ni February 6, 2021
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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Yellow square

Bob: look its a yellow square
by deception2 December 22, 2023
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Square sighted

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.
He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...
by Plantoid September 22, 2016
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Square Bitch

She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.

2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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Yusuf Squared

A lovely guy to have with you during horny situations and could bring joy on your face by sucking your cock very delicately.
by Kedsfbj October 4, 2022
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