Squaked

A slang word for having recieved sexual acts from a lesbian.

Eve: I squaked you so hard your face fell off due to your intense pleasure.

Myah: .....O RLLY?!

by TobinLsbeeotchs June 30, 2011

square head

A person with the birth defect known as square headedness. It affects them for the rest of their lives, for example they cant put on normal t-shirts and they must tesolate to spawn mre of their evil ofspring.
It results in lack of mates and widespread piss taking.
They will suffer for the rest of their sorry excuses for lives, they have no social lives and so have nothing better to do other than revise and get good marks.

1: hey look that kids got a sqaure head!
2: oh yeah what a freak......(chanting) square head, square head
1: oi ur a freak go and sand ur edges
mark(the square):honestly im not that square headed!
1 and 2:well u r u utter freak with no mates go and tesolate with another square!!

by SHU (Square Haters Union) November 30, 2006

square

a meal in prison

Tree squares a day, that shit will get you all swole fo tha next time dems po-pos bees doggin' yo ass fo shor!

by Killa mysterio May 8, 2003

squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 16, 2004

Nono square

The vagina that a female has but is not ready for anyone to see or use it

"stop, dont touch me there this is my nono square, your sexual advances are not appealing in fact im starting to get the uh oh feeling"

by Fuckyeaboii June 3, 2018

square bear

A weak ass female that doesn't do anything sexual with you.

"she's gonna be a square bear for life. You will never get none."

by wut_it_do_do!! April 20, 2008

Squareback

A female with large breast and a flat rear-end and also a lack of hips ,top heavy bottom light .

man look at those massive jugs but what happened to her ass ? its gone . poor thing she's a squareback .

its gonna hurt to bone that chick doggy style , she's got no ass !

by EL POPEYE February 4, 2010