Spider Crotch

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

by Jeanathan March 20, 2008

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Ace of Spades

A Ace of Spades is when a man takes his dick and slaps a girl in the face with in then leaving the impression of a sideways spade.

I totally gave this gril a Ace of Spades it must have stayed on her face for two days.

by Testicle Blood January 30, 2010

Ace of spades

Not only is it a popular motorhead song, but it is also rhyming slang for AIDS.

John:"dude u have the ace of spades!"
Mark:"hey a don't have AIDS, we are playing poker."

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie. March 14, 2008

spider man

A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!

wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

sideshot

when your taking a whizz and it slighty flies to the side

Damn this is my 5th sideshot this week

by Adonis Rosalle May 19, 2005

ROK SPIDER

Gross and abhorrent sexual proclivities. Weaves a disgusting web of misery and despair around young kids. Often prey on their own young causing the innocent child to die slowly on the inside while the spider himself becomes more and more powerful.... that is until the child tells someone. They are inhuman, godless, weak and pathetic examples of the dark side. Dangerous insects that should be eradicated.

Wayne... a 54yo rok spider who has finally become tangled in his own putrid web when his daughter found the strength to report him. HERE'S TO THE ROK SPIDERS NEW LIFE ON THE INSIDE...BEHIND BARS & SOMEONE'S BITCH. SUFFER AS THE CHILDREN SUFFERED.

by ACSA SURVIVOR October 9, 2007