A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.
Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.
Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.
Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.
by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018
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(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
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Get the stocks and socks mug.The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.
Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
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A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
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