Social Smoker

someone who smokes infront of groups of people and/or posts pictures of their cigarettes on social media such as snapchat/Instagram stories. Only smoke so people KNOW that they smoke. Only smoke for attention.

Jordan: here comes Ciara with her fake fags

Ashley: did you see her stories last night? Pictures of here fags every other snap

Jordan: she’s such a social smoker,it does my head in

Ciara *lights up cigarette(fag) and puffs a drag without taking it down*

Ashley: and she doesn’t take it down, socialsmokers like that proper piss me off

by sophia_ashbil May 9, 2018

Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!

your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?

by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023

Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021

Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.

When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.

by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011

Social Drunk

A social drunk is an individual who only cares to drink in social situations, however in doing so, has no reservations with regards to their alcohol intake. They lack the ability to regulate their drinking. These individuals, in the course of their social interactions, will find they quickly move pass the relaxed, feel-good state commonly induced by small quantities of alcohol and arrive at a heavy state if inebriation.

Sally is definitely a social drunk. She never drinks unless it's girls night, than all bets are off. She will never be without a full glass and within an hour or two, we're helping her to her feet.

by MCINOH November 9, 2013

Social media

Cringe ' Crap 'abhorrent' abominable' odious' deplorable and other synonyms for bad describe social media

karl used Social media once his day was ruined

by None of your damn business September 30, 2022

Social Needia

Social Needia
The self esteem metric; the way you feel about yourself should never be determined by the engagement of others. You are more than the sum of your online presence.

Social needia is a play with words to define the need for social acceptance in a virtual reality

by Bluefunk.Studio June 19, 2019