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Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Indicates that the smoking tobacco is permissible and encouraged.

Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.

The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').

"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
by Dave Devoid August 1, 2006
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smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer
by tom May 13, 2005
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jamaican smoke bomb

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her
When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!
by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008
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second-hand smoke

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.
"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."
by jeremyf October 9, 2007
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patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.
B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.
by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006
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Angry Smoke Signal

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.
Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.
by R3825 November 13, 2007
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smokeasy

Similar to a speakeasy of the 1920s prohibition era, a smokeasy is a restaurant or bar establishment that allows indoor smoking in spite of smoking bans.
Joe: Man, I wish we could still smoke in bars.
Bob: Yeah? You should come to this bar I know. They'll let you.
Joe: Really?
Bob: Yeah. After 10 on weeknights. It's a smokeasy.
by Miles Dean August 18, 2008
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