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Sleep life

When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.
Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.
by Lady Leo June 29, 2014
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Shakeout sleep

Shakeout sleep is the term used to describe sleeping when having just drunk a milkshake. (Innuendo not intended) The act typically results in a bizarrely upset stomach the following morning. ( Again...innuendo not intended)
Friend: Damn boi? Did you just shakeout sleep. I told you that was a bad idea.
Shakeout sleeper: F you, I do wot I want.
Friend: *facepalm*
by thatwittyone November 16, 2014
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Sleep inertia

A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.
"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."
by Calkimchi September 6, 2015
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Sleep Crapnea

This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.

P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?

Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.

Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
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Sleep creep

by anonymous May 4, 2020
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Sleep Roulette

When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
Played sleep roulette last night now my sleep is all fucked up, shouldn’ta gone to bed so early
by nimble nimble September 19, 2020
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ho to sleep

apparently a phrase used by gulab jaman (or by his clients). its a very derogatory and slutty way of telling a person to go to sleep. (can be slutty for the one saying the word, or for the one being said to)
ho to sleep u damn shrut!
ho to sleep i gotta work at “daminos” and sell my “marinera”!
by YorkMSABrozzers October 10, 2020
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