dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."

by names-epicc June 6, 2021

Kawaii Simp

Me.

“My Urban dictionary user is ‘Kawaii Simp’”

by Kawaii Simp June 8, 2021

No simp september

No simp September for the boys.

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !

by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020

beta simp

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

by REENSLAD June 4, 2020

the big simp

no not S.I.M.P simp which means the biggest daddy on the universe and is sexy af

damn that guy is a the big simp

by the biggest simp June 7, 2018

Simp City

Where all homies that have fallin as being simps go.

Yo congrats dude! You're headed to Simp City like the rest of us.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020