sexual solitaire

the act of digitally stimulating one's own sex organs

Jack's blind from playing too much sexual solitaire.

by Some Lao Wai May 16, 2006

Sexualy Edible

Used to describe a food that can be eatin in a sexual manor.

A banana, yogurt, actually pretty much anything... "Wow Tony, you made that banana sexualy edible"

by Tyler Corperation April 3, 2009

Sexual Bipolarity

(Noun) Also Known as Sexual Bipolar Disorder, When a person and or organism exhibits complete opposite or unusual personalitys during sexual intercourse. Such as A Manly boy becoming a girl one moment and then back to being a manly boy.

Jack says "Get on ur knees..." Zeek does, acting cutely and girl like until all of a sudden he picks Jack up and throws him to his back then dick slaps tht biyotch in the head and says "Blow." ......Zeek has Sexual Bipolarity.

by Skytles July 25, 2009

Dual-sexual

A sexual orientation in which a member of both sexes must be present in addition to a dual-sexual individual in a sexual scenario for that dual-sexual individual to become sexually aroused. Members of both sexes do not need to participate, but simply be present. For example, a dual-sexual individual could be intimate with a woman, but only if another man is present. This other man could simply sit in the corner and read the newspaper, but so long as he is there the dual-sexual individual will become aroused.

He's dual-sexual! He's not gay, but he needs a dude there to get in the mood!

by Condor Jenkins March 22, 2011

kd sexual

Anyone who says Kevin Durant is better than lebron jus because HIS TEAM won the championship and he didn't.

"Lebron sucks and Kevin Durant is better. Dude your kd sexual "

by 💯‼️🅿️ July 15, 2017

Lemon Sexual

Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.

"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."

"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."

"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

Sexual Karma Fairy

The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.

I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!

by Sarkie August 12, 2006