calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007

Sam Harris

Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.

Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man

by Troi_Baker May 14, 2021

black sam

A super sexy dude who is funny as fuck makes the faces of a comedic mastermind and every one loves this man no matter who it is prez Obama to the king of the African jungle

African king: hey sam looking fly
Black Sam: thanks BRUH you too

by Megadeath12345 March 5, 2015

Sam Tuttle

the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. very talented at sports and knows how to treat a lady very well, also very sensitive. the man that will make you fall head over heels for him and is always nice to you no matter what.

who's that he's sexy, i wanna lick his abs
oh thats sam tuttle. typical

by thesecretfolder October 11, 2011

Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014

Sam Kaur

A pansexual genderfluid male, who was brought up with a poor living condition and has attepmted suicide 1 singular time.

This was wrote by someone who hates themselves

Person 1: Do you know Sam Kaur?
Person 2: That faggot, Yeah.
Person 3: I would fuck them.

by Please kill me ÒwÓ April 15, 2022

So Sam

Too darn sam

That's so sam

by does it matter (btw its rohan) December 14, 2019