panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333

X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him

by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023

Spider

Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.

There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.

by Coffee=CureToAll LifesProblems August 9, 2018

spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 16, 2017

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

spider

a pretty fricken cool dude

your a spider

by magic unicorn 5267 March 30, 2025

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014