Rule 53

A sexual position which involves two anus's meeting with, and shitting within each other.

Person 1 - Ay m8, heard u took that girl home for a root last night.
Person 2 - yeah, it got pretty wild.
Person 1 - you dont mean...
Person 2 - hardcore rule 53.

by Yaboi hoi May 26, 2018

Rule Forty-two

All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010

Rule of Bases

A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases.

1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.

4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.

For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.

For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.

Adults: Sex on first date.

A: Josh, you squeeze her tits yet?
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.

by acavern December 14, 2014

Rule Number 2

NO TACOS IN MERICA

RULE NUMBER 2

by Donald Trump69 March 7, 2017

Rule 189

Never kiss a girl on the mouth. It means you have kissed every boy she has kissed or worse every cock she has preformed a felatio upon. Suggestion is to get info from rule 188 before proceeding.

Guy- Ah man I can't wait to kiss my gf.
Friend 1- Rule 189
Friend 2- I'll invoke 188 just incase

by XxPapaJohnN00bslayerxX September 24, 2018

Rule 126

Rule 126 - At least one other rule must be brought up in a political debate for it to be valid. No matter your party.

Boy - Turnip is my president!
Girl "But what about Rule 126 -_-?"

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 159

Same thing as rule 11, but for two people of the same gender.

npesta: God, we've just been staring at this .jpg of a brick wall for an hour, I'm so bored.
Technical49: Rule 11?
npesta: That only works on opposite genders, Rule 159?
Technical49: Sure

by AdvyStyles February 25, 2023