Rape Beard

Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.

Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!

by Beard Rape August 25, 2009

Aural rape

When someones music rapes your ears. See Gypsy Music.

I was subjected to aural rape when some idiots started to listen to Christina Anguilera.

by Kojiami December 30, 2006

Horse Rape

When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.

IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.

by Dustin Mislan January 2, 2009

Monkey Gang Rape

When 2 or more monkies rape another monkey, In anyway, mostly happens at zoos where people can see.

"We had a third case of Monkey Gang Rape this week, Those fucking monkeys are getting out of control.

by George Bushy Balls July 22, 2006

Little Miss Date Rape

n. 21th century. Slut. A female that brags about sex non stop to gain attention.

GUY 1: what do you think of Kim?
GUY 2: Oh, you mean Little miss date rape? She never shuts up about her herpes!

by Thomas Meadow August 28, 2006

Bro Rape

A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"

Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!

by allyoucanrapebuffet November 11, 2009

Rape

The act of forcing someone to have sex with you, mostly violently.

Guy 1:Hey you wanna play rape?
Guy 2:No!
Guy 1:That's the spirit!!

by itzadolfin!! June 7, 2011