Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.

"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."

by TrulySwag August 30, 2011

Puppy Drugs

Puppy drugs is the first ever sort of weed to get you higher than god.

It's a rival to the weed of Brady's. PuppyDrugs, that shit makes you higher than god.

Person 1: OI FAM I JUST USED PUPPY DRUGS
Person 2: HAHA LOSER I GOT BRADY'S W33333D
Person 1: O SHI

by PuppyDrugLover123 September 09, 2018

Slut Puppy

Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.

“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”

“girl, stop being a slut puppy”

*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*

^slut puppy moment

by matt murdock whore <3 April 07, 2022

Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.

I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.

by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025

puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited April 27, 2016

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.

brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy

by PastorJames March 02, 2024