Puppy-fag

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.

Bro, you are such a puppy-fag

by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010

Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.

by MrWang45 April 11, 2011

Cow Puppy

A small or baby cow

Grandma shouted "ooh look at all the cow puppy!" As we drive past a calf at the dairy farm last spring

by FaintRush November 9, 2025

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

Poker puppy

Good girl

Want to be my poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024

tiny puppy

A sexy small baby dog that looks so tiny

tiny puppy i draged my tiny dog across the floor cause it was too tired to walk to its food

by Hdvxusiev April 27, 2017

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017