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Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.
Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.
by quiteordinary December 19, 2015
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sam patt

BIG DINKY WHO LOVES WEED
"WHOA SAM PATT HAS A BIG DINKY AND LOVES WEED"
by bigdinky420 February 2, 2018
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Dylan Patterson

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!
by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019
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Nasty patty

The act of covering your dick in hot sauce, horse radish, and toe nail clippings then dunk it in dirty toilet water dry with old gym socks before placing it between two buns
“It may have taken a little longer but the extra steps are definitely worth it to give her that fresh nasty patty”
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Krabby Patty

2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot
He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty
by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020
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athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra
by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021
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