Peanut Butter

The act of recieving oral sex (blowjob) while playing videogames.

Oh god! My computer screen is as white as Santa Clause's beard after all that peanut butter last night!

by LolzJeffyLolz January 28, 2010

Peanut Butter Kid

Someone who can't get any and resorts to putting some food object (such as peanut butter) on their junk and has an animal (usually dog) lick it off.

"Dude that kid will never get laid"
"yeah, he'll have to be a peanut butter kid"

by jerbear. March 11, 2009

pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010

peanut ass

What happens when you eat too many peants.

Oh man, Natalie had peanut ass real bad!

by theotherbrutha January 2, 2012

Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.

1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.

by СукаБлять May 28, 2015

peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself

Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself

by Ares708 June 8, 2016

Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR)

The act of putting peanut butter on a dog's dick (AKA Red Rocket) and licking it off. Similar to putting peanut butter on your dick and having a dog lick it off, but the other way around.

Dog: (constantly licking lips)
Brenden: WTF, did my dog just lick peanut butter off your dick?
Antonio: Yep, and now I'm going to return the favor with a Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR).

by Shwan Shwanson May 22, 2017