no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.

Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!

by Joachim Borgen Johansen February 05, 2007

Flash in the pants

A momentary increase level of excitement between your legs

OMG, did you see him/her...what a flash in the pants....

by SOB13 September 26, 2009

Fancy Pants

Someone who needs expensive pants to compensate for their lack of masculinity.

The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants”
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”

by Nothanksnicegirl August 13, 2019

tit pants

a bra

Mona's tit pants are too tight.

by necrothorn September 28, 2003

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

hot in the pants

when a person becomes sexually aroused for someone else

Oh man, Mike is so hot in the pants for Melissa!

by Mike Burtonian February 19, 2006

fagget pants

An owner of extremely tight pants.
Pants that may cut off oxygen in your crotchtial region.

A prime example of this is emos and scenes that wear tight ass pants.
"Those fagget pants you're wearing is really not helping your heterosexuality, Joey"

by Andy Bryant April 19, 2006