crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.

Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!

by E to the V January 4, 2008

Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

by FolegAlmighty February 22, 2010

Potato lickin

When The person your giving a blowjob to has a big brown penis and you lick inside of the peehole

I gave Tyron a bj last night and while I gave him a bj I did a potato lickin

by Lil white November 16, 2017

Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

Potato kings

citizens of idaho

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

by Hu Phlung Pu March 2, 2011

fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018