open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010

vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.

by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016

Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

Open Access Fridge

A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business

CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.

by SENIVJC April 15, 2010

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.

I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Maui open

A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.

Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie

by Golfgods August 4, 2019